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please dont view this blog if u r not comfortable with me criticizing or insulting ur god/religion

15 October 2008

VOTE FOR MAUMOON!!!





it was in an early age while meditating on top of a pyramid, prophet maumoon was visited by A holy spirit which enlightened him that he will be a spiritual leader to the entire world
he knew that the beginning of his spiritual conquest is Maldives & the key was islam
Slowly with the guidance of the prophet the great religion islam would form into the ultimate enlighteningly true religion "Maumoonism"

it was then & there he predicted that he will rule maldives for 40 years as prophet & give birth to the ultimate religion maumoonism
it was said in the 30th year of his ruling a false prophet would rise. Lucifer himself would take form of a human with the alias "A"
but he will be no more than a mere fly in the eyes of prophet maumoon
(anyone who votes "A" would be sacrificed for the holy spirit)

the conflictions between them would drive the maumoonists to fully embraces maumoonism
within the ten years maumoonism would spread all over the world making war & peace
people will come to the realization that all other religions are false & maumoonism is the only true religion
by the end of the 45th year prophet maumoon will be a world renown spiritual leader
& would wage war against unbelievers
By the 50th year the world would bow down to him, then he himself would become the holy spirit & the ruler of the universe

So everyone lets vote for your
lord & savior

Prophet Maumoon Abdul Gayoom

12 October 2008

y i dont believe in a god

ooh man where do i start

to me the idea some intelligent being creating all this out of nothing & judges us on how we behave is same as the idea of pink unicorns & fairies

IF u want to know where the universe came from u HAVE TO answer where god came from

do u realize that through out the world different people believe in A LOT of different gods & in which they believe that for a 100% that other gods cant be true

i dont deny the fact there can be a god but the probability of that being true is so absurd, it is (much much) more probable for a planet to have the right circumstances for life to begin, in this vast universe
& to think that the god who created the universe to judge us on how we live, what we eat & what we say & do, its just down right crazy TO ME

just because u dont understand something u shouldnt call the x factor GOD

if u believe in god a 100%
can u explain the reasoning
id really like to hear them
who knows u might even convince me
I doubt that u can convince me that bastard u call god is real

IF U DONT COMMENT HERE SUPPORTING ME IM GOING TO CUT UR EYES OUT WITH A RAZOR!!!

didnt u think i was being a bastard here
now dosent that sounds like something ur god would say

Thats y calls Him a bastard!

god left us with a book over a 1000years ago to blindly follow
reward blind faith over intelligence
no freedom of choice, intolerance & hypocrisy (if u dont believe me look at the first two things i said in this line)

i know if what u believe is true im going to hell (so might u if some other religion is right)
if u r gonna say u read it all & u know islam is true I bet there will be a cristian who would say the same thing
obviously only one can be right



hmm y did they include atheism as a religion??!!
atheism is disbelief or lack of belief god, nothing more
most buddists r also atheists

06 October 2008

Dear god i found RELIGION!!




In my quest to find the truth or Faith in god
i may have use harsh language against god
but
i now take them back
&
I am fully embracing this great Religion
Everyone
I now am a Pastafarian

if u dont know what Pastafarian *FSM is here's a wikipedia link

also heres a video about it



everyone spread the good news about The Great Flying Spaghetti Monster
All Hail The Great Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!